Another Bush Solution

Bush will soon announce he has a guaranteed solution
To what others, but not he, call a revolution.
"Wolfie says they like us, but they're gonna like us more,
As soon as they become aware of what I have in store.

"Lower Ayatollah taxes! They've worked so well for us.
So what if the flock must walk and can't afford the bus?
When their Ayatollahs find the wonders tax cuts buy,
Like fancy shower curtains, they'll stop their hue and cry.

"We'll let them borrow Martha, and Dennis just in case
They've never learned how shower curtains brighten up a place.
And then come next November, when things quiet down a bit,
We'll see how Kerry counters an Iraqi deficit."

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
4/8/04