Verse If I'd been playing solitaire At home entertaining myself, Israel wouldn't stand a prayer Of fighting this war by itself. Chorus Missed a wonderful chance For a quick little war. Would have joined the Israelis, Maybe blood but no gore. Gave Ms. Merkel a rub Till she showed me the door, But by then the Israelis Said, "Bug off, it's our war." Can they have seen How I've failed Iraq? How Lieberman's keen On never pulling back? Condi's setting up dates, But just talking's a bore When it's all about evil And that's what Cheney's looking for.
Music by Duke Ellington To 'Bushie's Diplomacy' |