Any time you're feeling horny, Pick up the phone; he's horny too. Remind Bush you're thinking of him And appreciate him thinking of you. Any time you're too damn busy And his heavy breathing is bothering you, That's the time to ask him has he, Run out of sane things to do. Any time you feel like talking, But are tired of you know who, That's the time to ask if stalking Really is what it's cracked up to. Any time you feel like quitting, That's the time to ask him if he Would please stick to his knitting Mittens for an angry Iraqi. Interlude Any time that his eavesdropping Becomes way too erotic for you, That's no time to question stopping. He'll quickly jail an unpatriotic you. Any time you feel downhearted, Ask him why he started his Waterloo. That's the time he always hangs up And forgets he ever heard from you.
Music & Original Lyric by Happy Lawson To 'Bushie's Snooping Policy' |