Applauding Junior Colleges *
Sung to the tune "No Moon At All"

No dough at all for your school.
Why believe me when I say that you'll
Get two years of college? April Fool.
You'll get no dough at all.

No dough at all – times are rough.
Cribbing from now on is on the cuff.
We'd have helped you but there's not enough –
There is no dough at all.

You'd love the atmosphere,
And get good training here.
You'd have a great career,
But money's tight so drink your beer.

No dough at all – not quite true,
But I didn't budget much for you,
And we've outsourced the jobs you'd learn to do –
It's like no dough at all.

* The Washington Post - 3/3/05
"President Touts Junior College Worldforce Training"

Music & Original Lyric by
Redd Evans & Dave Mann
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
3/3/05

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