April Fools: Bush & Bolton
Sung to the tune
"There'll Be Some Changes Made"

He couldn't get himself elected his first time around.
Only with the help of The Supremes was he crowned.
He had to rely on a breach of the law
And upon a chauvinist appointed by his pa.

And now as though that travesty wasn't enough
He's sneakily appointing Mister Gruff Huff & Puff.
He couldn't get him OK'd in the usual way
And realized his John would need an end-around play,
So another April Fool's Day.

Music by W. Benton Overstreet
Original Lyric by Billy Higgins
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
7/31/05

To 'Co-conspirators - Bolton'
To 'Himself - Bushwhacked'