Are Her Children Obese?
Sung to the tune
"Are You Lonesome Tonight"

Are her children obese
And disgustingly fat?
When did they last see their toes?
Is she blaming the baker,
The M & M maker,
The guy who sells kids Oreos?

Should the name of the game
Be to sidestep the blame
And complain about ads on TV?
When's the last time she said,
"No more eating in bed
Or you could end up looking like me"?

Music by Lou Handman
Original Lyric by Roy Turk
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
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8/14/05

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