Weapons of mass destruction? They're right here at home. Dangerous chemicals unsecured could be Bush's Teapot Dome. Campaign donations paid off Bush and eight key GOP Senators who crushed the bill protecting you and me. Tom Ridge played the ostrich by using his eraser And counted fewer sites at risk as if that makes us safer. One hundred twenty-three that could hurt more than a million. But Tom Ridge only knows of two he'd classify vermillion. Pray that one's near Crawford, Texas; the other where Ridge is. Then if terrorists get us, we'll know that he got his. Bob Carlson |