The Eye-raq problem, as Bush sees it,
Is ev'ryone else also sees it.
If TV wouldn't show the bombing
Who would know he's VIetnaming?

We wouldn't know he either lied,
"They'll love us when they're occupied…",
Or is so dumb he can't recall
What led to LBJ's downfall.

Aren't some of us the proud descendants
Of those who fought for independence?
Why wouldn't some Iraqis fight?
Why should they, too, share our plight?

It's our Supreme Court and not theirs
That saddles us with stubborn heirs
Who think their oil should not be theirs,
Who know how they should say their prayers.

Rebellion there? Bush isn't telling.
Like Dr. Scholl, he thinks he's gelling.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
9/23/04