Cheney's on TV.
Now we clearly see,
How much better off we'd be
If he had stayed indisposed,
And was undisclosed.

Now we see the guy
Never bat an eye
As he tries to tell us why
He is always so hardnosed,
Now that he's exposed.

Don't buy Cheney?
"You just better listen up!"
He's no zany?
Sure sounds like it when he speaks up.

When we hear those pips
From his lying lips,
Always shooting from the hip,
We're more than ever predisposed
To want the guy deposed,
Or back to undisclosed.

Music by Fats Waller
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
8/6/04