Bear Stearns
Being sung by Wall Street to the 1966 Bobby Hebb hit
"Sunny"
(Sunny, yesterday my life was filled with pain)

Bear Stearns,
Right away the wife says smear campaign.
Bear Stearns,
You know to us it goes against the grain.
Sure, the gambling's been fun,
But you know what we fear
After those funds
You closed last year –
So, Bear Stearns, you are through.
Toodle-oo.

Bear Stearns,
Thank you for the schemes you helped devise.
Bear Stearns,
Too bad they had to lead to your demise,
But then you doubled down
Until way too late,
And now hope to dodge
Milliken's fate –
Bear Stearns, we love you.
Toodle-oo.

Bear Stearns,
Thank the Lord for Bushie's amnesty.
Bear Stearns,
His minions fear that his economy
Could implode without you,
Hurt his war in Iraq
Until Iran
Takes up the slack –
Bear Stearns, God bless you.
Toodle-oo.

Music & Original Lyric by Bobby Hebb
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
3/17/08

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