Can't wait to turn my TV on
   to see if Bush at last is gone,
   to see if he has maybe been beheaded.
To see if someone with a cleaver
   has silenced Cheney's gay deceiver
   while the Secret Service opted for unleaded.

To see how he got close enough
   to bifurcate that powder puff
   and watch part of him flip-flop on the ground,
Would be as fabulous to see
   as Red Sox 20 Yankees 3
   with Pedro or Curt Schilling on the mound.

To say that he deserves a fate
   that used to befall heads of state,
   possibly is hoping for too much.
But if we could send him back
   to see how he's destroyed Iraq,
   someone there might ask him to go dutch.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
9/21/04