Our attorney, Bernie, says he loves this close a vote. Only one thing worries him: the piddling check we wrote. He claims that we should give more to the party of his choice To pay his fees so he can buy his friend a new Rolls-Royce. The course that he’s pursuing isn’t one to be admired, Which is why we’ve e-mailed him to tell him that he’s fired. Imagine passing up the rhodies we won’t ship to Paris Where he plans to entertain the lovely Katherine Harris? Bob Carlson |