Between Those Saudis And Your SUV
(Sung to the Harold Arlen tune "Between The Devil And The Deep Blue Sea")

You don't want them –
But you'd hate to lose them –
Too bad you're caught in between
   those Saudis and your SUV.

Bush would save you,
But he went and gave you
A war along their DMZ.

We ought to take them off the list,
If Iraq were only pumping more.
But now Halliburton's on that list
And won't reveal who they're there for.

Cheney hates you,
Though he swears he loves you –
He won't let them come between
   those Saudis and your SUV.

Music by Harold Arlen
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
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7/2/04