Big Bad Bush
To be sung with Van Halen to the tune
"Big Bad Bill (Is Sweet William Now)"
(Big Bad Bill is Sweet William now. Married life done changed him somehow)

Will Big Bad Bush be Sweet Bushie now?
Did Putin's Munich talk change him somehow?
About how dumb it was to take Baghdad
With many fewer troops than his Daddy had?
If he can't fix New Orleans in his own backyard.
Won't getting Baghdad's oil back be doubly hard
If Big Bad Bush still fiddle diddles now?

Is Big Bad Bush still threatening Iran?
Has he learned anything at all from Afghanistan?
If Vladimir decides to turn the spigot off
Because Bushie's surrogate's that Lieberman dumbkopf,
We should maybe give The Congress six years off,
Praying Big Bad Bush is Sweet Bushie now,
Thanks to Putin –
A Little Bushie who's a little less pushy now.

Music by Van Halen
Original Lyric by Jack Yellen & Milton Ager
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
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2/12/07

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