"Elections! Elections!
The theocratic way.
Condi wants them durable,
I prefer incurable.
Elections! Elections!
Show people how to pray.

"Elections! Elections!
The theocratic way.
The Shia in Iraq, Hamas in Palestine,
Apocalyptic voters are building me a shrine.
Elections! Elections!
Where judges have a say.

"Elections! Elections!
The theocratic way.
The government of Lebanon was secular before,
But next time is sure to be Hezbollah to the core.
Elections! Elections!
They must be here to stay.
Elections! Elections!
Viagara is the way!"

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
8/2/06

To 'Bushie's Co-Conspirator, Israel'
To 'Bushie's Religious Crusades'