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Blitzer: Are you fond of hunting, Dick? Our viewers want to know. Cheney: You make it sound a little sick. I'm not gay, you know, oh, no. Blitzer: Not even in the morning? Cheney: Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Blitzer: Are you fond of hunting Bush? Our viewers want to know. Cheney: When I can shoot him in the tush With buckshot, ho, ho, ho. Blitzer: Shall I take that as a 'Yes'? Cheney: Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Blitzer: Well, what are you hunting for? Our viewers want to know. Cheney: Just a little blood and gore; Each hunt is like a war. Blitzer: Which are you fondest of? Cheney: Their dough, ho, ho, ho, ho.
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