Bottoms Up!
To be sung with Eddie Cantor to the tune
"Bye Bye Blackbird"
(Pack up all my care and woe. Here I go, singing low)

Bottoms up! My dominoes
Fall in place but tension grows –
Bye, bye road map.
Never much for any plan,
Palestine or Pakistan –
Bye, bye road map.

We toast the hope Hamas will understand me,
Just as long as they do not grandstand me
Too long before election night
When I will be prepared to fight
Again and lie.

Bottoms up! Democracy
I export is failing me –
Bye, bye road map.
First the Shia, now Hamas,
Lawns I plant become crabgrass –
Bye, bye road map.

Unlike here where Democrats can't stand me,
But like Lieberman will still gladhand me,
Specially by election night
When I've begun another fight
With all my lies.

Music by Ray Henderson
Original Lyrics by Mort Dixon
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
1/29/06

To 'Bushie, Drinking Again'
To 'Bushie's Co-conspirator - Hamas'
To 'Bushie's Co-conspirator, Lieberman'