|
Picture her upon his knee, No Colin P. to referee, While she is free to emcee State alone. His new Secretary – Now isn't that scary? With week-end vacations In unknown locations, And no telephone gear, How could they have known, dear? She's his type, who loves the hype, But can she type and smoke a pipe? A prototype for all the boys to see? They will wage another war – That's what this Secretary's for, And why they pick on "wimpy" Colin P.
Music by Vincent Youmans |