Buggin' With Bushie
To be sung with Ethel Waters to the tune
"Am I Blue"
(I'm just a woman, a lonely woman, waitin' on a weary shore.)

Verse
I'm just a bugger,
Dick Cheney's bugger,
Buggin' like a jealous whore.
Once you start buggin'
You can't stop buggin'.
You're sure you're missin' more 'n more.

Woke up this mornin' along about ten,
Heard my buggin' buddy had gone huntin' for men.
How could he do it?
I couldn't do it.
Five times he couldn't before.

Refrain
Could he shoot
Worth a hoot?
Aren't those tears in his eyes tellin' you?
Is he blue?
Harry's, too,
For the band that Dick planned showed up stewed.
With no time
To get another one,
Was it a crime
To do what Nixon should've done?
He ad libbed.
Did it pay?
For a week no one mentioned NSA.

Music by Harry Akst
Original Lyrics by Grant Clarke
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
2/26/06

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