Bush Courts Saudi Crown Prince Abdullah *
Sung to the tune "Embraceable You"

Forgive me for I know not what I do.
Replace me if that is what will please you.
So I kissed his royal cheeks and then held his hand.
Soon I'll join his harem and hope you'll all understand.

I love oil and here's a way to get more.
So sev'ral times a day it's him I adore.
I doubt that we'll get married –
He says he's not the marrying kind,
Which means you born-agains have no reason to mind.

* The Washington Post - 4/25/05
Deb Reichmann - "Bush Urges Saudis to Boost Oil Production"

Music by George Gershwin
Original Lyric by Ira Gershwin
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
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4/29/05

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