Bush Is In Tears
(Sung to the tune "Ev'ry Time We Say Goodbye")

With each ad that I approve I laugh a little.
When they lie, I laugh so hard I cry a little.
Why don't people love me?
They hate me so,
Think so little of me,
And insist I eat crow.

Ev'ry ad that I approve's a sting about it.
Some would say a certain ding-a-ling about it.
There's no lie finer
Than the ones I approve as being miner.
Ev'ry time they make me cry.

Music by Cole Porter
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
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7/11/04