Bush Okays Chinese Water Torture
Sung to the Irving Berlin tune
"When The Midnight Choo-Choo Leaves For Alabam'"

If the Chinese choose to torture Uncle Sam,
Will George Bush care,
Or ask them where

They would like to do it to someone who's not a Chinaman?
Like maybe Asia Minor? But not China!
Pakistan? Or Iran?

Or better yet Gitmo,
Where no one would say "No"
If they want to borrow
Waterboards where Sam am.

Cheney would be there with bells
Watching how his Uncle yells,
"Some accord you ignored,
And Bush don't give a damn!"

Music & Original Lyric by Irving Berlin
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson

To 'Policies - Torture'