Bush Persuades Negroponte *
Sung to the tune "A Foggy Day"

I was a stranger in this city –
Boondoggled Texans was who I knew –
And more than just a little bitty
At a loss what I'm supposed to do.

It's horrid when you haven't got a clue –
But as I read about those duckies on my own,
They ran a test of my testosterone.

I pray you'll stay.
Don't turn me down.
As you may know
They bombed this town.

We had no warning,
No smoke alarm.
We didn't forsee 'em
And lost the farm.

Too long I pondered,
After the blast,
If Scalia's miracle
Had been surpassed.

Then finally
We found you there
Where you're safely hunkered down
Despite insurgents ev-'ry-where.

Some may wonder
Why you'd leave
A place like Baghdad –
What's up your sleeve?

But suddenly
One's luck runs out,
And the world's most thankless job
Becomes by far the safer route.

* N.Y Times - 2/18/05
"Bush Picks Longtime Diplomat
for New Top Intelligence Job"

Music by George Gershwin
Original Lyric by Ira Gershwin
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
2/18/05

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