Bush Proselytizes
Sung to the tune "Don't Blame Me"

Why blame me
For not liking your Koran?
You're under its spell
And going to Hell but
Why blame me?

Soon you'll see
That blowing up more of you
Will be no big deal
And won't hurt my feelings.
Why blame me?

Born-agains I send
   are going to prove you're wrong –
That you'll need
   Bibles to get along

Blame Saddam –
Defeated by righteous me –
For letting you pray
To Allah each day.
Why blame me?

Blame Newsweek.
They say what we tell them to,
'Cept for one little goof
For which they've no proof –
Why blame me?

They're under my thumb
And now will stay mum so
Don't blame me.

Music by Jimmy McHugh
Original Lyric by Dorothy Fields
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
5/22/05

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