Bush, The Crusader

Onward Bush Crusaders;
   take Uzbekistan.
Then we're on to Georgia.
   Show them I'm your man.
I'll let you do battle.
   I'll point out the foe
While I'm safe in Texas –
   God won't let me go.

Onward Bush Crusaders;
   reinstate the draft.
For each true believer
   a special epitaph:
How you went to glory,
   how you fought the foe,
While I'm safe in Texas –
   God won't let me go.

Onward Bush Crusaders;
   we can not afford
Any heathens in our ranks.
   Put them to the sword.
Though we lose a few of you
   while I run the show,
I'll be safe in Texas –
   God won't let me go.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
5/16/05

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