Bush To Saddam: NextTime
Sung to the tune "Tea For Two"

None for you and none for me –
But why not me in lieu of you?
Succeeding you should be the role for me, here.

With nobody like us, why's nobody like us?
We killed your relations; we both love vacations,
And without you to cheer
   for years they'll be seeing me near –

How'll they know that you won't show?
You think I'll grin and clue them in
And, while you're dangling to and fro, jeer?

First, I'll let you vote for me,
Then promise I will vote for you –
Next time guess who'll get our two votes, oui, oui.

Music by Vincent Youmans
Original Lyric by Irving Caesar
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
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2/1/05

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