Bushie Was A Careful Boy
To be sung to the Nole Coward tune
"Carrie"
(Carrie was a careful girl,
who never played a game of chance without her father's dice)

Bushie was a careful boy,
Such a very careful boy.
About to be invited to fight the Viet Cong,
He told them sending anyone so valuable was wrong.
He'd sensed a situation detrimental to the health
Of anyone born into his coincidental wealth.
Bushie was a very careful boy.

Bushie was a careful boy,
Such a very careful boy.
Desiring entertainment, who had he called upon
So when the press found Abu Ghraib they'd laid it all on Don,
While his CIA with DVDs was free to carry on?
Bushie was a very careful boy.

Bushie's still a careful boy,
Still a very careful boy.
He's committed troops into Iraq in lttle dribs and drabs,
Never knowing when another war'd be up for grabs,
Or when he'd face more Vladimir or Lieberman back stabs.
Bushie's still a very careful boy.

Music & Original Lyric by Noel Coward
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
2/12/07

To 'Bushie, The Warrior Wimp'