Bushie's Blame Game
To be sung with Ethel Merman to Cole Porter's
"It's De-Lovely"
(The night is young. The skies are clear.)

The war is young. The end is near.
But if you want to HumVee, my dear,
Take de Cheney, take de Condi, take de Rummy.

Please understand the reason why
They'll be your escorts instead of I.
They're de peons, they're de idiots, not de President.

You can see if you look
That it must have been me who got took
In by their plan to let Halliburton do its thing
That infamous Spring.

So be discreet with your history
Of who instigated this catastrophe:
It's de Tenet, it's de Bremer,
It's de Wolfowitz, it's de Cheney,
It's de Condi, it's de Rummy, it's de Chiefs of Staff,
Not de President…

Music & Original Lyric by Cole Porter
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
6/12/06

To 'Bushie, Betrayed'