Hasn't it occurred to Bush he's being double-crossed? That the god he's praying to's the one whose sports teams lost? We see them before ev'ry game praying on their knees: One team's god will "help" it win – the other's god's a tease. Bush is so damn sure he's right, "an instrument of god." You'd think he'd realize by now his choice of gods is flawed. This year's Red Sox god's not his – his is the New York Mets', Who cleans up ev'rytime Bush prays by offering side bets. Now most will say there's just one god and that, no doubt, is true, But do you think he gives a damn that no one wins but you? That no one wins but Junior Bush who's stretched the truth for years? Apparently not even his has had that many beers. Bob Carlson |