Finding that Bush couldn't hack it, they sewed antennas in his jacket producing that notorious "Bush Bulge". The second debate clearly showed it although they carefully had sewed it inside the back where it might not divulge The fact that they had Junior wired to try to help him sound inspired. Too bad they didn't see the questions in advance. Then they'd have used their wireless link to help their candidate lipsnc, and show how well their puppet's learned to dance And skirt around his worst mistakes, the ones he never made, but makes ev'ry time he gets another chance. What if Kerry does indulge and buys himself his own "Bush Bulge"? Pray their wireless signals don't get crossed. With the Bush team's quarterbacks wearing their Rove-colored contacts, some might think Bush won and Kerry lost. Bob Carlson |