Bonnie and Clyde could rob Citibank –
   And the FBI? Nary a clue.
They consider John Dillinger blankety-blank
   and Baby Face Nelson a band to dance to.

They can't download music to their newest computers.
   Their connections are too slow at work.
The millions they've blown on their networking tutors?
   Another Kozlowski and Kenny Boy perk.

But aren't we the ones who've been footing their bills?
   So why shouldn't we have a say,
Like where is the guy Bush told us would try
   to get them some help from his new CIA?

His new CIA relies mostly on iPods,
   which the FBI thought of as toys
After seeing Feith's brief that expressed his belief
   that iPods would make too much noise.

Inter-agency link? Who bothers to think
   now that iPods have learned how to shuffle?
The name of the game and their claim to fame
   rests on being advised how to muffle.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
1/16/05

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