Bush's Two Armies *
Sung to the Irving Berlin tune
"This Is The Army, Mr. Jones"

Which of Bush's armies will you join?
Choose his shish kebab or tenderloin.
He's getting lot of takers for his shish kebab,
But tenderloin recruits don't want the job.

Some think his debacle in Iraq,
Is why it's tenderloin recruits we lack.
It certainly is why the shish kebab hard core
Is growing faster than it did before.

Do you think that Bush understands
That he inspires one army,
But not one he commands?

Prize recruiter Bush "knows" what it takes,
With Iraq he quickly raised the stakes.
Shish kebabs who hate him itch to go to war –
Tenderloins are asking what's it for.

* The New York Times - 7/8/05
"Subway and Bomb Blasts in London…"

Music & Original Lyric by Irving Berlin
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
7/8/05

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To 'Terrorists'