But Bush Would
(Sung to the tune "There'll Be Some Changes Made")

"Some wouldn't touch it and I wonder why –
Some wouldn't touch it, but that isn't I –
Some wouldn't touch it 'cause they might get sued –
Some wouldn't touch it, but I'm no prude.

"Some wouldn't touch it with a ten foot pole –
Some wouldn't touch it; it's like birth control –
Some wouldn't touch it; they would merely scoff –
I won't just touch it; I will cut it off.

"It won't be needed; no more old and grey –
Without Medicare, it's had its day –
Social Security."

Music by W. Benton Overstreet;
Original Lyric by Billy Higgins
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
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1/14/05