But Not For Me
(Sung to the tune "But Not For Me")

They write their songs of war,
   but not for me.
They're why I went to war
   so hopefully.
It would have been a thrill
(More than she gave to Bill)
That I could cherish still –
My do re me.

Was I a fool to hope
   I'd get a song?
Though Rove assured me
   all along
Berlin would write
If I would fight,
And he still might,
But so far not for me.

They wrote those songs for wars,
   but not for mine.
Don't they know mine
   was strictly by design?
But in what key?
BYOB?
RSVP?
Perhaps, we'll C.

To get my song of war
   must I write my own?
In my cell I will have
   to compose alone.
Cheney won't know why
Rummy's now gun-shy
And Ashcroft's alibi
Worked for him,
   but not for me.

Music by George Gershwin
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
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6/26/04