Crazy Cheney
(Sung to the tune "Crazy Rhythm")

Crazy Cheney, con amore,
On your way to purgatory.
Crazy Cheney, from now on we're through.

Crazy Cheney, you're a sucker
For the f-word, chicken plucker.
Crazy Cheney, here's goodbye to you.

When a low-brow gets a high-brow
   office in Washington,
Soon the low-brow raises eyebrows –
Ain't it a shame,
Your claim to fame.

Must be little competitition
When someone in your condition
Gets the chance to show what Crazies do.

Music by Meyer & Kahn
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson

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