Who called for Willie's "Monkey Trial"?
("If monkeys see, can monkeys do?")
The Chamber to Commercialize
CO2 Up the Kazoo.
"Let monkeys burn what monkeys dig.
Let monkeys make a killing.
Never pass a law that monkeys
don't find self-fulfilling."
Willie and his lobby sold
their souls to Dirty Coal,
Who'll let our coastal cities flood
if they can profit from a hole
In the mountains, in the prairies,
wherever monkeys choose to dig
So they can wallow in their wealth.
These monkeys live to make it big.
Their lobby seeks a "Monkey Trial"
to stall the EPA,
But will Willie's monkeys mourn
when Wall Street's washed away?
Let's say they get their trial and lose,
and Willie gets the axe.
With Wall Street under water,
"Sayonara, Goldman Sachs."
How ironic to lose Blankfein
and his Bonus Baby crew
To the Chamber to Commercialize
CO2 Up the Kazoo.
Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
9/29/09
To 'Lobbyists'
To 'Dirty Coal'
To 'Goldmaqn's Blankfein'
To 'Climate change on trial?'
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