Change Parties *
Sung to the tune
"Change Partners (And Dance with Me)"

Must you judge ev'ry judge
   with the same partisan zeal?
Sure, I know that each of them
   hates the New Deal –
Won't you change parties and stance for me?

When you judge, why expect
   you will like all that they've done?
You must know that each at bat
   is not a home run –
Won't you change parties and stance for me?

They get appointed for life which
   makes each a bitch to remove –
So you'd best sit this one out
   if today there's no way that you can approve.

I'm aware each of them
   is a bonafide religious nut,
But my answer to all of you is
   "So what?" –
Look who voted for me, and look what they got!

* The Washington Post - 2/16/05
"Judicial Nominee Criticized -
Actions at Interior Dept. Questioned by Inspector General"

Music & Original Lyric by Irving Berlin
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
3/31/05

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