Check My Fingernail Dirt
A blue collar Hillary woos Kentucky
to Paul Anka"s "Put Your Head On My Shoulder"
(Put your head on my shoulder. Hold me in your arms, Baby)

Put a head on my chaser.
Check my firearms, Wally.
Let me demonstrate, Baldy,
I'm a blue collar girl.

Sling cow chips with me, Ezra.
Check my fingernail dirt.
Let's shoot pool, Ebenezer.
Ain't you lost to a skirt?

Politics they say's a game,
A game some win, some lose.
But what better way to call it a day
Than sharin' a jug of cheap booze.

With a head on my chaser
And a swaller of moonshine with Lou,
Hillarygate's not a bummer
Though my shoe soles are nearly worn through.

Music & Original Lyric by Paul Anka
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
5/16/08

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