Three cheers for Maureen Dowd,
Leader of the pro-Bush crowd.

Preaches pro-Bush abdication,
Or at least his resignation
Signaling capitulation
Of our nation's aberration.
Three cheers for Maureen Dowd.

Three cheers for Maureen Dowd,
Mentor of the pro-Bush crowd.

Credits Ashcroft's dispensation,
Approving slow decapitation
As "torture", not assassination,
For her pro-Bush inspiration.
Three cheers for Maureen Dowd.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
6/10/04