Cheney And I
To be sung with Patricia Morrison to Cole Porter's
"So In Love"
(Strange, dear, but true, dear)

Some fear that this year
When we close the books, dear,
That my FBI
Will discover something awry.

Congress does not do
The checking it should do
So Cheney and I
See no need to comply.

Comply with rules so imperious
They'd impinge on friends who we dare
To shower with contracts mysterious
To those who did not get their share.

Don't want me? So taunt me.
Seething won't hurt me.
We're here till we die
We're above push and shove,
We're in charge,
Cheney and I.

Music & Original Lyric by Cole Porter
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
6/17/06

To 'Bushie, The Arrogant Autocrat'