Fe fi ho hum,
Cheney, the ogre, attacks.
Flee, lie, Roe, dumb,
He's trying to cover his tracks.
Flee anytime there's a terrorist threat,
Like he's the one they're trying to get,
Though he's the one whose panties are wet.
Cheney, the ogre, attacks.

Fe fi ho hum,
Cheney, the bastard rebuts.
Flee, lie, Roe, dumb,
Revealing again that he's nuts.
Lie once again over why the war started,
Claim we, not he, are the ones who're faint hearted,
Deny Halliburton's why we've not departed
Cheney, the bastard rebuts.

Fe fi ho hum,
Cheney, the monster is mad.
Flee, lie, Roe, dumb,
The country's found out it's been had.
Attacks against Roe keep the far right at bay,
Freedom of choice? The Republican way
Says how can it matter if his daughter is gay.
Cheney, the monster is mad.

Fe fi ho hum,
Cheney, the tyrant is cross.
Flee, lie, Roe, dumb,
He's trying to show us he's boss.
Dumb to be thinking we voters are buying
The secret intelligence he's misapplying,
Or the torture he wants that we find horrifying.
Cheney, the tyrant's a loss.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
11/17/05

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