Who is in the worst condition? Cheney or his drugged physician? News releases typically have seemed obtuse and fudgy. We know he's under reconstruction, Most likely not with liposuction. He still appears to most of us to be a trifle pudgy. But recently he's been instructed, While he's being reconstructed, To stay at least a minimum of ten feet underground. Sight unseen he plays the mole In a Saddam spider hole, So he's not short-circuited by airwaves that abound. Electrostatic energy Does not provide the synergy His reconstructed Halliburton apparatus needs So if those terrorists use sonar Chances are his fragile bones are Destined to be fertilizer for invasive and deep-rooted weeds. Bob Carlson |