Cheney's Rationale
(Sung to the tune "With A Song In My Heart")

They weren't that far apart.
What's a few thousand miles?
   That's almost face-to-face –
And for him the best part:
In an undisclosed place.

Cheney's news was canned,
And his source third hand,
And he's still getting panned,
I hear.

Though,
When weapons aren't found,
Who is to say,
What he's asked ev'ry day,
How'd they spread them around?

He'll only says, "I knew
I had to follow through
Once I got Bush to start –
Damn you."

Music by Richard Rodgers
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
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8/13/04