Cheney's un-American.
   He can't stand dissent.
Please don't question where he's gone
   or wonder why he went.

That would be unpatriotic.
   What would make you think
That Cheney might not have a clue
   and might be out of sync?

Could it be his fib-ulator?
   If so, why vote for Dick,
His Energizer Bunny
   and his carrot on a stick?

Fibs today, and yesterday,
   but how about tomorrow?
If Tom DeLay should pull his plug,
   even greater sorrow.

And how'll he handle his debates
   if Edwards proves him wrong?
Will he try to claim that Edwards
   helped the Vietcong?

9/25/04

Coda
Did he pull aside the curtain
   when questioned about Halliburton?
Or just grumble, "I forget,
   but I don't think we've ever met."?

And why did no one realize
   that his undisclosed location
Was in the Senate on "most Tuesdays"?
   And on Sundays? Face the Nation…

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
10/10/04

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