We in the Congress may have reacted way too suddenly When China outbid Chevron for Unocal. Those Chevron lobbyists were pressuring us, oh, so generously, Why interrupt their largess and imperil our own morale? Where are the perks we thought were ours? Where is the pork? The mistress's flowers? Where is the dough we planned to find Hunting with Cheney in his duck blind? A congressman's pay is a mere bagatelle We'll miss the "Quack", John Bolton is back, While the Chinese say "No way in hell." Where are the bribes that should be ours, With more ev'ry month, not just a few hours?
Music & Original Lyric by Cole Porter To 'Policies - Greed & Corruption' |