Prince Saddam; a fancy ball. Was any Bush invited? Poppy said, "No thanks, y'all. I'll leave Iraq united." But Cinderfella's new Godfather Said, "Young man, you've got to go. Rove claims that you can fool Dan Rather And make those doubters all eat crow." So Cinderfella Bush said, "Yes, I would be delighted. I need someone I can suppress, Who can be proselyted. "Since I can't find Osama's bash, I'll go for Saddam's ball. As soon as I can raise the cash, I'll be back from AWOL." Would that cash be hard to find? What card was in his wallet? With Cinderfella flying blind, What magic would befall it? Though Cinderfella found Saddam, John Ashcroft can't convict him. Unless Rummy twists his arm, He's just another victim. But so is fearful Cinderfella, For at the witching hour All hell broke loose. He's now a cella dwella. They bombed his Ivory Tower. Bob Carlson |