He couldn't run Iraq,
   which he'd bought hook, line and sinker,
And so he gave it back,
   after Bremer proved a clinker.

Ineptness endemic –
Security nil –
With Wolfie's polemic
And Cheney's ill will –
Even Rummy's fast track was a stinker.

So what's he done at home?
   Lower taxes, employment, more debt –
A Cheney inspired Teapot Dome?
   Want to bet we ain't seen nothing yet?

Another "short" war
While he tackles Sudan –
A distraction before
He goes after Iran –
How many black eyes must he get?
How many rounds of Russian roulette?

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
6/30/04