Clinton Pastors Praying
Being sung to the Kander & Ebb tune
"Cabaret"
(What good is sitting alone in your room?)

Are you still praying for Hillary's doom?
That is so yesterday.
Watch Clinton pastors in HD –
Come watch the bastards pray.

Like James Carville, who shills for free,
But slanders delegates as "Judas"
While his wife screams, "Et tu, Brutus."

Put down your clicker that mutes GEICO ads.
Rush to a bar to see
Hillary's pastors in HD –
Come watch those bastards pray.

They'll curse George Bush, while we applaud,
Until they say that only they,
And she, can speak for God.

Are they admitting that they're out of tune?
Jehoshaphat! No way!
Will she be quitting anytime soon?
Not while her pastors pray.

Music by John Kander
Original Lyric by Fed Ebb
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
3/28/08

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