Condi's New Goal
As sung by Condi to the tune
"Over The Rainbow"
(Somewhere over the rainbow way up high)

Mary Cheney's a virgin who we'll see
Giving birth to her baby on Faith-based News TV.
I hear Greta Van Susteren's play by play
Will be ably assisted by Ann Coulter turning gay.

Why can't I be as great a star
   and leave Jim Baker just as far behind me?
If Virgin Marys need no Pops
   to get the choicest photo-ops,
   please keep in mind me.

Someday after they fire me for some lie
I'll change my name to Mary and learn a lullaby.
If Virgin Marys can have babies
For Rupert Murdochs,
Why oh why can't I?

Music by Harold Arlen
Original Lyric by E.Y. Harburg
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
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12/9/06

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