Condi's Noticed
Sung to the Cole Porter tune
"Miss Otis Regrets"

She's noticed she gets, "We are not pleased as punch today,
Madam."
She's noticed that no one is buying her lunch today.
She is sorry they're so dismayed,
But she wasn't there the day that George OK'd
Mayhem.
She's noticed she gets to buy her own lunch today.

She's belatedly found that his dreams aren't catching on.
Mayhem,
The heart of his plan, has definitely gone astray,
For as she goes from town to town
They've shot her boss's plans for torture down.
Mayhem,
She's noticed, is not on their menu today.

Though she's sobbed and denied ever using a borrowed jail for
Mayhem,
She speaks with forked tongue and hasn't that much to say.
But whenever she does she's lied,
And hist'ry will reveal that Condi's cried,
"Mayhem,
You'll notice, abets
The notion that he's out to lunch today."

Music & Original Lyric by Cole Porter
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
12/8/05

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